Next month, due to overwhelming demand, we will be creating Duck/Duct
Tape objects. The lead candidate is Duck/Duct Tape Shoes (and there is rumor of embossed grunge paper soles - oh, rapture!). Betsey will be in charge of getting all our Ducks/Ducts in a row (before taping them). Bring your own favorite color of Duck/Duct Tape (quack black, mallard mauve, mandarin mahogany, etc.) I'm going for teal teal, myself, as it matches my duck's eyes (or ducts). More info will be forthcoming, if there is any info to be had. I suppose we should bring scissors, tape, ducks. If you don't have ducks, bring shotguns, hunting rifles and hound dogs and we'll rustle some up at the start of the meeting. And if you're going to make shoes, bring your feet!
P.S. Don't forget Flip's show, or Mary's which I know next-to-nada about. Golly, with eye-catching plugs like this, I should go into PR (I mean Puerto Rico).