SANE Bread-Off Results

Okay, I forgot the collected collection of cologne- and coffee-challenged addled minds:

SANE 10/22/2013

Six-Word Stories

Fudgy the Whale is Cookiepuss inverted.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. (E. Hemingway)

Buzzards puke, eat bread, and fly. (M.v. Nertz)

Ah, you must be the breadwinner.

Stash a dead possum in your bosom.

Dead possum in bosom. Got clothespin?

Dental hygienist to Odie Colognie: "No!"

Odie Colognie to dental hygienist: "So?"

Dental hygienist to Odie Colognie: "Go!"

Molly to Odie Colognie: "Jumpin' Joe!"

She came across an old eleton.

He said, "No way, it stinks."

Gertrude Stein: Only good after brownies.

Patent leather shoes: see the world.

SANE dollhouse. Rooms for us all.

Tuesday, November 22. Paper clay!

SANE Bread-Off Results

SANEsters,

Many breads were baked, sliced and eaten. Pumpkin & cran preserves, and a yummo carmelized onion spread were, well, spread. The average calories consumed exceeded the adult daily requirement of carbs, I'm pretty sure. And not a klinker in the bunch. Perhaps we have been throwing our lives away with rubber stamps and graphic arts; we maybe shoulda been a baking cooperative. SANE Pain. Dough Nutz. Baker's Cousins. Staph of Life. The Carb Connection. I dunno, maybe just a pushcart in Faneuil Hall.

The sum total of Six-Word stories that we put together in the half-dozen moments when we weren't stuffing our faces are included here. Be sure to print these and frame them in gilt, by golly.

We did set a next meeting date: Tuesday, Nov 22, 2013. 7:00pm. Probably at Pam A's, and she'll obtain the paper clay. Bring rubber stamps & inks, and other paper clay-ey tools/supplies. More info as we get it.

Go Red Smocks!

SANE Meeting Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Just a note to alert all to an upcoming meeting. Thought I was unable to attend the last meeting, I was gratified to read summaries of the last meeting by cub reporters Milly van News and Bitsy Wordsmith, and both report that the 22 October meeting is slated to be a bread-off, inspired by the bread mastery of Mapela.

In addition to bringing bread (along with the add-on of your choice?) is a project planned? Not that I'm opposed to slicing/tearing, buttering, jamming and stuffing my face, perhaps there is something else we can do while somebody else has their hands on the loaf you have designs on.