SANE Bread-Off Results

Okay, I forgot the collected collection of cologne- and coffee-challenged addled minds:

SANE 10/22/2013

Six-Word Stories

Fudgy the Whale is Cookiepuss inverted.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. (E. Hemingway)

Buzzards puke, eat bread, and fly. (M.v. Nertz)

Ah, you must be the breadwinner.

Stash a dead possum in your bosom.

Dead possum in bosom. Got clothespin?

Dental hygienist to Odie Colognie: "No!"

Odie Colognie to dental hygienist: "So?"

Dental hygienist to Odie Colognie: "Go!"

Molly to Odie Colognie: "Jumpin' Joe!"

She came across an old eleton.

He said, "No way, it stinks."

Gertrude Stein: Only good after brownies.

Patent leather shoes: see the world.

SANE dollhouse. Rooms for us all.

Tuesday, November 22. Paper clay!

SANE Bread-Off Results

SANEsters,

Many breads were baked, sliced and eaten. Pumpkin & cran preserves, and a yummo carmelized onion spread were, well, spread. The average calories consumed exceeded the adult daily requirement of carbs, I'm pretty sure. And not a klinker in the bunch. Perhaps we have been throwing our lives away with rubber stamps and graphic arts; we maybe shoulda been a baking cooperative. SANE Pain. Dough Nutz. Baker's Cousins. Staph of Life. The Carb Connection. I dunno, maybe just a pushcart in Faneuil Hall.

The sum total of Six-Word stories that we put together in the half-dozen moments when we weren't stuffing our faces are included here. Be sure to print these and frame them in gilt, by golly.

We did set a next meeting date: Tuesday, Nov 22, 2013. 7:00pm. Probably at Pam A's, and she'll obtain the paper clay. Bring rubber stamps & inks, and other paper clay-ey tools/supplies. More info as we get it.

Go Red Smocks!

SANE Meeting Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Just a note to alert all to an upcoming meeting. Thought I was unable to attend the last meeting, I was gratified to read summaries of the last meeting by cub reporters Milly van News and Bitsy Wordsmith, and both report that the 22 October meeting is slated to be a bread-off, inspired by the bread mastery of Mapela.

In addition to bringing bread (along with the add-on of your choice?) is a project planned? Not that I'm opposed to slicing/tearing, buttering, jamming and stuffing my face, perhaps there is something else we can do while somebody else has their hands on the loaf you have designs on.

SANE Meeting Tues, Sep 24, 2013

I got a much better response to the latest email, thank you all, so we have a date for the next meeting:

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Wahoo!

I appear to have lost a summer. If anyone finds one, please let me know, and I'll come pick it up.

Going through previous project suggestions, here are a few that stick out:

Resin cupcake paperweights: http://www.designsponge.com/2013/05/every-day-diy-mini-resin-paperweights.html#more-174525

Turn a book into sculpture by folding: http://www.clothpaperscissors.com/blogs/clothpaperscissorstoday/archive/2013/08/28/altered-books-ideas-for-your-next-party.aspx

Other project ideas, or wanna bring up one I've sadly neglected? Lemme know!

Or write to tell me whatchoo wanna doo. Doo wah, doo wah, a doo-doo wappadoo.