April has come in like an ice cube tray, and is slated to go out like
freezer pops left on top of the fridge by mistake. In the meanwhilst,
we'll have our meeting on Tuesday, and for a change, we'll be meeting
away from Pam A's humble abode:
SANE Meeting
Tuesday, 10 April 2007, at Richard's, howsabout 7-ish?
Pam will be undergoing a procedure Tuesday morning, so think kind
thunks about her, and we'll see her next month, all bright and shiny.
I'm not sure, exactly, but I think it has something to do with
gaskets or ring flanges. Ask to see the old parts, Pam, that always
helps avoid a scam.
The project for the meeting, as previously advertised, will be the
speedy oil change: bring your own oil and pan, and we'll be seeing
who can drain and refill their oil the fastest, with the least amount
of spillage on the living room rug. No, wait a minute, I have my SANE
calendar mixed up with my SAM calendar - that's my Sumvul Auto
Mechanics study group, that meets on alternate Thursdays on days
without R's in them. Sorry.
SANE will be making holy artifacts starting with tin boxes, or just
boxes, containers, cans, juiceboxes, or maybe rocks with big holes
drilled in 'em. Be sure to bring decorative and/or sacred elements,
like: pieces of the true Easter Egg, St. John's Wart (set off by
fronds of delicate St. John's Wort), price tags from Filene's
Basement on a bed of shredded receipts, etc. I have one of Oprah
Winfrey's toes, which I plan to display in a can of Dr. Steadman's
Toe Jam, nestled in a spray of toenail clippings (mostly Angelina
Jolie's - it was pretty easy to separate out Billy Bob's - his had
the clear polish, I suspect), so I know I have my work cut out for
me. Thank god for eBay!
Don't forget tiny-hole-cutting tools. I'll have teeny drills, but I'm
told that may leave a sharp lip around the edges. Or perhaps "a fat
lip along the ledges" - the cell phone reception was pretty dodgy.
I've pretty much ruled out "a short nap behind the hedges."
Consider days for the next meeting, too. Tuesdays in May are the 1th,
8st, 15rd, 22st and the 29nd, more or less.
Go Sox!
-R
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