Muriel and Humphrey exited the apartment building, only to trip over the gorilla that was lying on the cold sidewalk. The gorilla was only “playing” dead, however. Others came to visit and had to step over the gorilla. Finally he grabbed a young woman who came through the door.
“You are the gorilla my dreams,” he thought (in gorilla), but she didn’t understand a word of it. They shared a cocktail and groped in the corner, while conversation was very limited. It was strange to see two gorillas having a cocktail, but in Montana, anything goes! Except the presence of his drinking companion, a wide-eyed bush baby, recently made illegal in the mountainous state.
He wondered what it was that was recently made illegal in the mountainous state, but realized, upon reflection, he didn’t really care.
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