Gloc Lobstah 31 Jul - Year 12

Batsey reports that the tables are ordered, and plans for the 12th annual LobsterFesque are afoot. I'm guessing the water level in the quarry is not so much a problem now, with the recent flooding. Or if not yet, after this moist week, we'll be up to our eyebrows in wet. Health inspectors are making me install flotation rings in my basement. Non sequitur? I don't think! So?

Thanks to them what answered the list of questions from the last e-mail. Your answers have been tabulated and are on Funk & Wagnall's porch, hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar, if memory serves. But now's the time to hear from the rest of the crowd, so if you haven't already, please send along answers to at least 1-5, below.

Questions what require answers:

1) Am I coming to this year's SANE Gloc Lobstah Fesque & Clam Gobble
on Sat 31 July 2010?
2) How many in my party?
3) How many lobsters will my party consume?
4) How many my group will wanna glom clams?
5) What delectable dish/item would I like to bring along with me/us?

Extra Credit Questions:

6) Did Ike ever get a hole-in-one in one of his many "cabinet
meetings" on the links?
7) Was the lost episode of Last better than the 25th episode of 24?
8) Why did the porridgebird's brain turn to mush?

Lemme know soonly,